cool whip 

something you can't have pie without.

Stewie: You can't have pie without Cool Whip. Brian: Cool Whip? Stewie: Yes, Cool Whip.

cool whip by pbm19 January 21, 2008

Cool Whip 

Someone who always has to top any story that someone tells

Man, everytime I tell Jim a story he acts like Cool Whip

Cool Whip by scat digg December 29, 2010

Cool Whip 

Best. Thing. Ever. Made.

"Dude you want some Ice Cream!?!"

"Yeah, dude! But gimme some of that Cool Whip!"

"..."

"..."

"Aight!"

Cool Whip by DanaHugginsss May 1, 2010

Cool Whip 

Urban definition: A reference used to describe a nice looking car. This term is best used as a double meaning when describing a exceptional looking car that is white.

"I'm in my cool whip, insides jello, hop up out that pretty mothaf*cka like, HELLO!" - Young Jeezy (Shawty Lo -Dey Know Remix)

Cool Whip by MisterSentry April 1, 2008

Cool Whip 

When the word Cool just isn't enough for you, try using the words "Cool Whip" in your everyday life. What's cooler then a tasty tub of Cool Whip? Perfect for confusing your friends! Try using the words "Cool Whip" today!

Friend 1: That's pretty cool whip of you my dude.
Friend 2: Wtf?

Cool Whip by Cheesecake is pretty cool whip June 2, 2020

cool whip 

Something you do not put on your crabs.

*gets pumpkin pie*

"dude my crabs itch"

"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*

"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"

cool whip by itchmacrabs December 8, 2007

cool whip 

The foamy cream colored froth that forms around the edges of a meaty vagina when you cum inside of one and proceed to keep on fucking it. If you are a fast fucker this may also be mistaken as shaving cream and/or pancake batter.

"When dave finished licking her hatchet wound he had a cool whip mustache".

cool whip by S-D-M September 1, 2008