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That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a "rebel". Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too "cool" to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to work for the very nerds they were bullying. Listens to mediocre and downright bad pop music, and, assuming the pop to stand for popular, not populist, he/she forces his/her (lack of) taste onto other people. An all-round arrogant, sadistic tosser that should never have been let out of the asylum.
I don't need an example; you all know who I'm talking about. Make a stand, people; together, you can destroy pop culture, and be done with the cool kids forever!
by Trollbeast August 10, 2012
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Selome. Wherever Selome is at, that's where the cool kids are at.
Selome is studying at Newman, so that's where all the cool kids are at.
by DylanSchiff May 09, 2010
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There are three requirements to become a cool kid:

1) Drinking
2) Drugs
3) Casual sex

Any one of these acts are classified as cool, but to become a certified cool kid you must have taken part in all 3 activities.

True cool kids excel in all 3.
Last night at the party, Rishi got drunk, smoked all our weed and had sex with that really hot blonde girl! He's such a cool kid!
by OO9 August 15, 2008
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A kid too 'Cool' to do what everyone else wants to do or do anything at all. This will include ditching his/her friends to do nothing at all or not do homework.

His Almighty Coolness
Lorne: I dont want to go to her house.
Ritter and Chun: You are such a cool kid.
by Ritter_pwns October 22, 2007
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Sarcastic expression for someone who tries to go above and beyond just to be better than everyone else, or stand out from the crowd.
What the heck was he was wearing?! He's always trying to start something new, what a cool kid!
by Esereht July 02, 2009
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A bunch of kids who are popular at school. Usually very snotty and arrogant and call themselves either "PUNK" or "GANGSTAZ" and usually are white suburban kids who think they are black street kids. They usually go around with G-Unit shirts, "BLING BLING", acting "propa hard". They usually hate rock music "because it ain't gangsta like us". See popular and jock.
cool kid: yo yo yo foo i beat you up cuz you ain't gangsta and you a nerd yo.

A kid named Jake: Oh sure. Go ahead you big headed snot nosed bitch.
by Blahb April 08, 2005
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a kid between the age of 9 and 12. they are usually boys but can be girls sometimes. most of them have blonde tipped hair and they think they are the coolest shit around.
n: hey look at those cool kids over there!
c: fuck, they are pretty gay.

COOL KID'S waiting!!!
by c11 August 12, 2008
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