cool story bro is a saying that someone should say if they are bored, uninterested, or don't care about what another person is saying.

cool story bro has to be the most annoying thing invented either than "i know you are but what am i ?"

csb is the short form, and there is different ways you can say cool story bro . like cool story bro, write a book about it, cool story bro, want a medal ? and cool story bro, no one cares, cool story bro, make it your status, cool story bro, write a status about it .

but who gives a fuck !? because people who say cool story bro are just faggots who think they are cool .
person 1: kay so on the weekend i went over to em's house for a sleepover and we -"
person 2: cool story bro, write a book about it"
#no one cares #you are a faggot #you aren't cool #shut up #smd
by oneamazingmotherfucker July 20, 2011
A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.

You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".
Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.
#i #could #not #think #of #any #tags #so #came #up #with #these
by SaviourZealot October 06, 2011
you all know the definition to cool story bro, but now there's an addition. If you really don't like the story your friend just told, add on "Hope they make a movie about it"
Story Teller: aw man I went to work the other day and this lady came in with her kid... blah blah blah
You: Cool story bro, hope they make a movie about it!
#cool story bro #bro #story #tl;dr #hope they make movie about it
by kittykat14311 May 05, 2011
A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.

Also, used towards men when their annoying.

-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"

Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.

Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
#nope sorry #cool #story #bro #annoying
by Blueboy7thst November 14, 2011
A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".
Cool story bro.
#junaid yasin #who cares i don't care #makes no sense #herro prease #wth
by coolstorybro123456 February 02, 2011
A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.
Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro
#generic #stupid #shitty #cool story #dick
by Rihanyce May 23, 2010
a troll's last resort, often used when the troll has no other defense to use
i like horror movies. no they suck. your movies suck. my movies kick ass. and my movies kick ass too. cool story bro
#troll #last resort #moron #stupid #response
by chazm00 May 08, 2010
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