Skip to main content

CookieMonster

A person who goes totaly fan-girl/boy over anything David Cook related. (Winner of American Idol 2008) They call him "Cookie" due to his last name, "Cook" and know as much information on him as a phonebook knows about phone numbers. Will stand in line for ANYTHING David Cook related for about 5 hours (starting at midnight, no less), sleeping in a tent while listening to David Cook CD's they've already purchased and eating only Cerio's in their PJ's. Often found anoying.
Person one: Do you know if Renna's at school today?

Person two: Yeah. She's been in the restroom crying for the past three periods because she couldn't get David Cook tickets.

Person one: Wow, what a CookieMonster.

COOKIEMONSTER

A girl who REALLY wants it. Cookiemonsters are primitive creatures that are found mainly in regions categorized by Suburban Jewopolisness. In many cases, Cookiemonsters will act violently when they are refused it.*

There are various ways of determining whether or not a girl is in fact a Cookiemonster. One of which is by simply observing their acts. Should a girl stand in the corner, straddling a filing cabinet, she is probably a HUGE Cookiemoster.

*The fact that Cookiemonsters want it does not at all require attractive rowers to give it to them.
1: That Cookiemonster wants to crumble.

2: Don't buy those clothes, that's what a Cookiemonster would wear.

3: Don't give it to that girl, she's a big Cookiemonster.
COOKIEMONSTER by Gwen Olaze March 11, 2008

Cookiemonster

A crazy easy to love person who is hallariouse and easy to get alone with xD
Wow that guy is suck a Cookiemonster
Cookiemonster by whitneysporty9 March 27, 2011

cookiemonster ike 

a REAL JERK FROM HELL >: >: >: >: LOL J/K HE'S ALLRIGHT ;) ;)
COOKIEMONESTR IKE LIKES SOUTH PARK AND THAT IS IRONIC BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GET IRONY AND SOUTH PARK IS FULL OF IRONY :lol
cookiemonster ike by willie April 16, 2004

dookiemeister 

I am the dookiemeister
dookiemeister by dookiemeister March 27, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026