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A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid. Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.
Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from work before the street lights come on. He said he might be late because he had to brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!
by The one fitter January 08, 2012
my girlfriends vagina
hey babe...the cookie monster is hungry...yumyumyum...
by white boy November 06, 2003
a qp or quarter pound(4 ounces) of crack cocaine.
Mr. Biggs:
"You out here sellin them dimes bitch, I'm out here sellin them cookies"
by deeze December 15, 2007
- a game you can play where a group of males stand in a circle with a cookie on the ground in the center. All the guys have their pants down and are jackin off trying to jiz on the cookie. The last person to jiz on the cookie has to eat the cookie.

- a delicious treat.

- a file in your computer.

- a vagina.
- jack, "omg we played cookie last night and kyle had to eat it!"

Brandon, "Dude that's fucking nasty!"

- Mother, "Here have a cookie to eat son"

Son, "Thanks mom!"

- Mother, "I saw the websites you've been on because your cookies were saved on your computer"

Father, "I swear I don't watch the porn!"

- Andre, "Man! I saw Rachel's cookie last night!!"

Drake, "You lucky bitch!"

by cookieisaweirdgameew December 15, 2013
The perfect girl, she can do Absolutley anything. She's perfect. Expect the unexpected with this one! She will show you what it means to love. Best smile in the world. Absolutley amazing, and significant woman. If your lucky enough to catch her, never let her go.
Cookie is the perfect woman.
by Reprize April 03, 2014
Cookie is a very sweet and pretty person. She's fun to talk to, and she can always cheer you up and make you laugh. She's never mean and always there for you.
She's such a Cookie.
by aeraki December 26, 2012
A cookie (adjective) is a title given to a person who so random, insane and awesomely cute he has to be named a cookie.
Or: hi tilly whats up, holyshit <3
Tilly: Omg! you're so cookie!
by Meawmeaw March 27, 2010