Hooker Cooker

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

by Fredvegas October 21, 2007

Fun Cooker

When a man in front of onlookers drops his pants and farts directly at them.

This morning, on Today, during a segment on microwaving ham, Al Rooker decided to give the camera a fun cooker.

by The Schrodinator March 13, 2009

gas-cooker

A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )

by JohnJacobus October 19, 2011

Cushion Cooker

When you fart on the couch and you let it sit under your butt and then you lift your leg a minute or so later after your cooked your fart in the cushion to let the smell out.

"Dude that smells terrible you farted like 2 minutes ago", ya man it was a cushion cooker. SHAKA BRA

by gloryhound13 February 6, 2015

Fun Cooker

1. Small, portable microwave as seen on 30 Rock.

2. A bent over display of your naked ass, presumably a male's ass with balls exposed. Made famous by the Tracy Jordan character on 30 Rock.

1. I'm going to heat up some ham in the fun cooker while taking a shower.

2. Check out my fun cooker!

by 30 Rocker March 13, 2009

Rice Cooker

Fat Man and Little Boy flew over Japan one at a time cooking rice in Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Japanese people

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its a fucking rice cooker

by JustTha June 10, 2019

Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence

That was a massive egg cooker by James

by Thundar July 7, 2007