Turd Cooker

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022

gas cooker

hooker

that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world

by polruan April 14, 2010

cornhole cooker

one who cooks the cornhole, a.k.a. heats up the ring of calamari on your asshole

that gay dude is a total cornhole cooker

by Paul Howarth January 27, 2009

rabbit cooker

Psyco Female that won't leave you alone.

Glenn Close was the original Rabbit Cooker in the movie Fatal Attraction when she cooked the childs rabbit.

by disneydave9 June 29, 2005

Slant cooker

An electric cooker used for cooking rice.

JAMES YOU FUCK
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We left the fucking edamame in the slant cooker!!!

by m3thw1admin August 9, 2018

Spoon cooker

The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.

The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker

by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

Hooker cooker

A hot tub.

Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.

by wonhotho December 29, 2010