cook-ied

I want to be fucked.

Jerome:Why ur bitch wildin out like that?
Trey:Dont worry I havent cook-ied her yet.

cook-ied by Quackalicious_ June 30, 2008

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Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

Getting Cookied by Brutal Age July 29, 2019

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Myspace Cookie'd

When someone harrasses people in blog comments and the blog owner tells them to stop, they get fuming mad (butthurt) then run and write a drama blog about the blog owner. Usually only women do this, but men with the mrs busy body syndrome will do this also. Sooo emotional

damn, did you see that dude insulting my blog reader? I told his ass to pack it, then the little bitch turned around and myspace cookie'd my ass. What a butthurt little woman he is.

Myspace Cookie'd by NO! YOU October 28, 2009

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Cookied

A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.

John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)

Cookied by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011