cooftus
Another word to use instead of the more common but slightly less agreeable word for a lady area, i.e. C U Next Tuesday.....if you know what i mean
cooftus by Estelle Rossiter May 1, 2007
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Choftus
(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.
Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing
Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing
Choftus by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021
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coofus
coofus: pron. "koo-fuss"
A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".
Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)
Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.
A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".
Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)
Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.
Cootus
When the rooster wakes up for the first time in his life, but it's not just any awakening, it's a religious awakening. At first their chirping and pecking, you know the normal rooster things, but the next thing you know you'll walk into your coop and see your rooster reading a Bible. Know that this is completely normal, it's just apart of you rooster growing up.
Cooktusfuck
Cooked As Fuck
A term typically used to describe a level of high at such strength and ferocity that cannot be described in any other fashion.
The term can be used to describe a high or trip under the influence of any drug or material.
"Hey Humphrey, I'm so god damn high - I'm cooktusfuck"
"Yo did you see Benjamin last night? He was so cooktusfuck"
The term can be used to describe a high or trip under the influence of any drug or material.
"Hey Humphrey, I'm so god damn high - I'm cooktusfuck"
"Yo did you see Benjamin last night? He was so cooktusfuck"
Cooktusfuck by PlsGuban March 16, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.