Coofer

A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.

Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!

Help get deez coofers away from me!

If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!

I'm a coofer...

Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?

We're all coofers!

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2021

Coofer

A person who kicks or harms pigeons for fun.

Person 1: Did you hear that Dani kicked a pigeon yesterday?
Person 2: Uggh, she is such a coofer.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 5, 2023

Coofer

Coofer Coofered
To die (or dead already)

'You know that old geezer that has looked like he was on his last legs for years - well, he finally coofered yesterday.
Every time I saw him I thought - he's ready to coofer'

by PLC-Fred May 2, 2018

coofer

A person who kicks pigeons for hobbies. (noun coof- a sound a pigeon makes when kicked)
Pronounced Koo-fer

That boy over there is a coofer

by Natalie W September 8, 2006

coofer

A released past version of a test used for studying

The teacher told us not to rely too heavily on the coofer she sent out. She said that questions could be re-worded on the real test.

by Bryant L. February 21, 2008

COOFERED

string cheese eating full.

WHAT WHY ARE YOU COOFERED IT??

i wanna become cool

by ill strangle you February 22, 2022