hater consolations 

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.

sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

hater consolations by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Condolations 

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.

Condolations by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010

Condolations 

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

Condolations by Steve Day December 30, 2008

convolution factor 

a scale from one to five (1-5) with five being the most severe, that describes the way someone will adjust their speaking and writing to sound more intelligent or experienced to impress someone they want to date; while intending to sound worldly, people employing a high convolution factor often come across as confusing or just plain idiots

When Linda said she didn't know anything about cars, Brian started speaking at about a convolution factory of 4 to impress her.

convolution factor by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010

convocations 

Something you do with people at night till 3 am

Convocations are being defined as this :".Like you would like have a like convocation with him cause he is like so seggsy like...yea like okay."

convocations by WilliamTheSexyGiant September 28, 2021

CONvoLUTION 

the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)

HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?

SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....

CONvoLUTION by op_position September 2, 2011

dirichlet convolution

a little lemma

this little lemma took 10 pages to prove, and one line to state. must be a dirichlet convolution!

dirichlet convolution by big N. September 11, 2025