Contrived 

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.

Waluigi was only created for the purposes of giving Wario a Tennis Partner; He only exists to be Roster Filler. Contrived because he wasn't created organically through the creators own passion.

Contrived by DeScRiPtOr92584 August 19, 2018

contrived 

something planned to look spontaneous

Bill sounded so contrived when he pleaded not guilty

contrived by shaun holbert December 4, 2003

Contrived 

Something produced to look "all new" and shit but having the same content and atmosphere about it. These things are but are not limited to: actors, comedians, designers, TV shows, music, toys, appearance, sexual activity, even so much as a state of mind.

" I don't know, man...everything in our culture in this day and age is so contrived."

"pixar and dreamworks movies are very contrived"

"Hipsters actually are EXTREMELY contrived."

Contrived by Dystyl September 2, 2012

ecumenically contrived 

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

ecumenically contrived by YAWA May 4, 2018

contrive 

1)To cleverly plan or scheme.
2)To create through improvisation

1)John contrived a way to get large amounts of money with minimal effort.
2)Sam contrived a swing out of a rope and some scrap wood.

contrive by a_cat August 20, 2005

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour

"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

contained randomness by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004

contrite 

feeling or expressing remorse or penitence; affected by guilt

( Contrite ) feeling or expressing remorse or penitence; affected by guilt

contrite by joestpaul March 18, 2014