cuntador

A cuntador is a person who doesn't play fair, whether in sport, business or life. Someone who uses another person's misfortune to gain something for themselves.

Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.

Alberto is such a Cuntador.

cuntador by Schlecky July 20, 2010

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el cantador mode

being so hardcore about a band that it becomes your life to promote and basically stalk that band until everyone you know loves them. then you move on to the next band.

Dude, he just found out about Johnny Apple Eyes and is in total el cantador mode about it.

el cantador mode by e.hayes March 30, 2010

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maria eduarda contado

maria is the most beautiful human after park jimin and if you ever disagree i will not hesitate to punch you with your own crusty ass hand. thank u, come again sz

damn wow, maria eduarda contado is more gorgeous than maria eduarda contado ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

maria eduarda contado by maria's twin, bitch. October 7, 2019

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contradorktion

n. A situation in which a usually nerdy person is not hyped about the latest trend in mass geekdom.

I re-read Tolkien from "The Silmarillion" through "Lord of the Rings" to prepare for the movies, but I have absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. It's a total contradorktion.

contradorktion by newspaperwoman July 17, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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