Contact Stoned is when you get stoned by being in the same room or space that other people are getting are smoking pot/weed in.

You get stoned by being on close contact to the other person who is in the process of getting stoned/high.
I just got a little 'contact stoned' because my boyfriend smoked pot while we were in bed together.
by Imogen_B April 8, 2017
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When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.
Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!
by Deadlagbaby September 12, 2020
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It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.
It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.
by Mr Corrupt June 23, 2005
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Contact tracing - an extension of big mother's tracking device for kids
Villanelle carried with her a piece of chalk for contact tracing
by Option 22 April 28, 2020
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The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram February 11, 2016
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It’s like say your in middle school then you move up to high school and you go to a different school to your friends, you then lose contact easily. It can be quite hard to regain the friendship you have since you lost contact.
You moving away most probably means lost contact with people
by I miss people April 2, 2018
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1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 14, 2010
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