Disregard the constabulary! 

An upmarket way of saying fuck the police.

Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"

Disregard the constabulary! by Shark'sFace October 22, 2012

constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

constabulate by Constabulator November 22, 2010

constable candy 

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!

Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"

constable candy by Evidentary November 28, 2013

special constable 

(UK) A Special Constable is a voluntary Police Officer who is attested in front of a Magistrate and so has full police powers. Special Constables give up their own free time in order to help the policing effort in their local area and "Specials" are much valued members of almost every Police Force in the United Kingdom.

Special Constables are fully empowered Police Officers.

special constable by Kev Lockhart November 29, 2004

special constable 

A Special Constable is a volunteer member of the public who when on duty wears a police uniform and has full police powers of arrest, etc. In 2003 there were approximately 11,000 "Specials" serving with police forces in England and Wales.

Three police officers were deployed to the incident; two regular officers and one Special Constable.

special constable by PoliceSpecials.com November 29, 2004

Constability 

The ability to be consistent, without flaking out on those who have come to depend on you resulting in lost opportunities in personal, private or professional relationships.

Drummer: "So are you and your original guitarist gonna get your old band back together...?"

Bassist: "I wish bro. He's a killer guitarist & songwriter, but he flakes out and wont show up when he says he will. He has no Constability whatsoever man. I can't waste my time with him"

Constability by Richard A. L. June 29, 2014

Special Constable 

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

Special Constable by Michael November 29, 2004