3 definitions by Evidentary

Susie P

The ultimate culmination of all things amazing to form a unique female being. Every female wants to be her. Every male wants to be with her. Every one of the world's problems can be solved by her. There can only be one Susie P.

Aimee - "Oh my god, I can't figure this out!"
Mell - "What would Susie P do?!"

by Evidentary October 11, 2013

Squirter Sumerta

One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.

Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"

by Evidentary October 1, 2014

constable candy

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!

Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"

by Evidentary November 28, 2013