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Conspiranoia 

A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.
Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"

Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."
Conspiranoia by IceMetalPunk October 2, 2011
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conspiranoid 

A paranoia heightened by the belief that unseen forces are organized against one's self or values, or against the general wellfare; persecution fantasy marked by belief that persons perceived negatively by the afflicted are operatives or dupes of real or imagined clandestine organizations.
"I can't talk to that guy anymore; he's gone so conspiranoid, he thinks our landlord is writing reports on his daily movements for the International Kommisariat of Screwing Over Delusional Nutjobs."
conspiranoid by Stephen Couchman November 16, 2006
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Conspiranoia 

The condition of changing one's behavior due to the belief in conspiracy theories.
Matt has conspiranoia so bad, he'll run inside when he sees airplane contrails. He seriously thinks they're spreading some kind of mind-control chemical because he read it on the internet!
Conspiranoia by Eulophia Obtusa November 9, 2020

Conspiranoid 

A person who is so taken in with conspiracy theories that it impacts their behavior.
Amy announced on Facebook she's leaving it for Parler after the election because she thinks she's being censored because she was an open Trump supporter. She's a real conspiranoid!
Conspiranoid by Eulophia Obtusa November 9, 2020

Conspiranoid 

always in fear ... to the point paranoia... that a conspiracy is unfolding about them, heavily leaning on government as the main victimizer
Hey dude believes that government people are watching him but that's just his conspiranoid talking
Conspiranoid by TwogunsTony January 10, 2024

Conspiranoid 

Someone who believes that a gruo of individuals are constantly interacting together to bring about doom.
There are no underground secret aielin bases, that's just your conspiranoid b barking
Conspiranoid by TwogunsTony January 10, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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