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A paranoia heightened by the belief that unseen forces are organized against one's self or values, or against the general wellfare; persecution fantasy marked by belief that persons perceived negatively by the afflicted are operatives or dupes of real or imagined clandestine organizations.
"I can't talk to that guy anymore; he's gone so conspiranoid, he thinks our landlord is writing reports on his daily movements for the International Kommisariat of Screwing Over Delusional Nutjobs."
by Stephen Couchman November 16, 2006

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