6 definitions by IceMetalPunk

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Term used on the Internet to indicate confusion about, and often to point out a contradiction within, something someone else has said.
Person A: I like unicorns. Their scales are lovely.

Person B: Unicorn scales? Wait, what?
by IceMetalPunk August 18, 2011
The unstoppable hip-hop dance combination of Stephen "tWitch" Boss and Alex Wong. Their performance on the American TV show "So You Think You Can Dance" received the loudest applause and the highest judge praise in the show's history.
Person 1: Did you see Twilex on "So You Think You Can Dance" last night?

Person 2: Twilex?

Person 1: tWitch and Alex.

Person 2: Hell, yeah! That was so dope!
by IceMetalPunk July 03, 2010
A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.
Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"

Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."
by IceMetalPunk October 02, 2011
A book which, though it has no observable evidence and often contradicts itself, is thought by many to be 100% accurate.

It's as if Harry Potter were believed to be true, only this time, Harry gets revenge by controlling the masses with his unseen magical powers. Oh, yes, and we can never see Harry, either, until it's too late and we're 6 feet underground.
Me: The Bible makes no sense!
Christian: Have you read it?
Me: Yes! That's why I know it makes no sense!

Christian: Read the Bible. It tells you that God answers all prayers.
Atheist: I prayed. He didn't answer my prayer.
Christian: Trust that he knows which prayers to answer, if any.
Atheist: O_o *Circular logic, anyone?*
by IceMetalPunk November 10, 2008
Emo style without the emotion.
Kid 1: Man, my friend is emo!
Kid 2: Did he slit his wrists?
Kid 3: No... okay, I guess he's scene then.
by IceMetalPunk November 26, 2006
A jackass attitude, basically meaning an attitude that makes one seem overly rude or obnoxious.

Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.
You: Hey, what's up?
Me: Fuck off.
You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?

Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.
John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.
by IceMetalPunk February 26, 2009

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