Qualities of a conservative:

Watches Fox News religiously
Listens to talk radio
Watches football
Owns a gun - I mean a whole bunch of them
Loves professional wrestling
Loves dynamite
Loves teen idols
Thinks everyone needs a boot up their ass
Goes to church
Generally a very nice guy/gals
Hard working
Treats people with respect
Loves America

Qualities of a liberal:

pot smoking
immature - acts like they are in middle school still
Bitches a lot
Afraid of everything
Friends with animals
Afraid of the noise of a shutgun
Hates computers unless it is a Mac
Plays guitar
Needs a psychologist
Conservatives ftw
#liberals #conservative #gay #hippie #shotgun #redneck #church
by kyster23 April 25, 2011
1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.
1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.
by Shard April 19, 2005
insult, someone that is ignorrant, stupid, and greedy.
me: you conservative
you: yeah, that was pretty dumb of me, i am quite ignorrant.
#dumb #retard #fat #communist #ignorrant #greedy #stupid
by Chase Gallagher June 16, 2006
Someone who actually has intelligence. Antonym: Liberal.
A conservative knows what would help humanity as a whole, while a liberal doesn't know anything except bitching about Republicans, and smoking drugs.
by Someone smarter than a liberal August 19, 2005
The right way to be. This is what you are or what you become if you really care about saving America. Conservatives care about the moral fabric of society, our children, family values, the influences and culture of society, education, healthcare, the defense of our nation, and so much more.
Most Republicans are conservative.
by Republican Warrior April 17, 2005
1. An advocate of a political philosophy which revolves around not doing much. Conservatism essentially argues keeping things the way they are rather than supporting change.

Examples of Conservative actions:

-Doing nothing. :-)

Examples of not-Conservative actions:

-Trying to change the constitution.
-Starting wars.
-Spending lots of money.
-Taking away people's privacy rights.
-Turning allies against your nation by radically altering foreign policy.

2. A misused synonym for right wing.
What kind of conservative would try to ammend the constitution? Conservatives don't like change, that's the whole point.
#conservative #conservatism #liberal #liberalism #right wing #politics #government
by SpecialKay October 05, 2006
In a nutshell, the belief that (insert country here) is an upstanding and righteous nation, that less government is more freedom, and that people should be held entirely responsible for their finances and actions, even to the point of death or poverty. See also people the Urban Dictionary editors can't stand.

Or in a non-political context, it just means "not a lot".
Be conservative with your bullets; we don't have many to spare!
#republican #majority #epp #righteousness #christianity
by Treima May 08, 2006
Someone who believes in morals. Someone who knows that you're supposed to kill terrorists, not babies. It is thuoght that conservatives are always white christian males, but then again, who runs for president for Democrats? Oh that's right, Al Gore, John Kerry, Bill Clinton...oh the minorities!
Conservatives attacked Iraq and found one of the most dangerous terrorists in the world who, at one time, admitted to having weapons of mass destruction in order to make the world a better place.
#conservative #republicans #bush #iraq #democrats #weapons of mass destruction
by alisarosemary April 04, 2006
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