Qualities of a conservative:

Watches Fox News religiously
Listens to talk radio
Watches football
Owns a gun - I mean a whole bunch of them
Loves professional wrestling
Loves dynamite
Loves teen idols
Thinks everyone needs a boot up their ass
Goes to church
Generally a very nice guy/gals
Compassionate
Hard working
Disciplined
Determined
Mature
Treats people with respect
Loves America

Qualities of a liberal:

Dumb
pot smoking
immature - acts like they are in middle school still
Bitches a lot
Afraid of everything
Friends with animals
Afraid of the noise of a shutgun
Hates computers unless it is a Mac
Plays guitar
Hypochondriac
Needs a psychologist
Conservatives ftw
by kyster23 April 25, 2011

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"A conservative is someone who was born with two legs, but never learned to move forward"
-FDR
conservatives will eventually die out
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Politically: Someone who thinks from the right of the brain rather than the left and basing their choices purely on emotions, but basing them on rational and usually religious viewings. The Conservative ideas are not very popular beliefs...according to the American media...and are often ridiculed for their choices that are made and often called homophobic for being against homosexuality or Nazis for believing that war can sometimes keep peace in the human world. Their ideas include:
-Against Gun Control
-Pro-War (most wars)
-Against Abortion
-Against Homosexuality
-Less government interfering with American's lives
-Traditional (usually Christian) choices rather than more reformations of the United States Constitution

These ideas are opposite of the Liberal ideas
Conservatives are constantly made fun of by the media for not wanting change brought to the United States.
by ndh777 February 06, 2009

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1) someone who follows the ideas of the right wing of the political spectrum, usually in keeping what already exists and is in practice.

2) someone who would have a murderer killed and the life of an unborn baby saved; someone who prefer to kill those who deserve it over the innocent.

3) someone with any sanity at all that doesn't hate America and doesn't want our culture removed so we can be sensitive to terrorists.
*conservative
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1) A type of force for which the work done is independent of the path taken
2) A person advocating right-wing economic and social policies
3) A person disliking change
1) Gravity is a conservative force
2) George Bush is renowned for his conservative policies
3) At the moment, Jennifer is a conservative, but this will change if the government is abolished.
by Kathryn January 22, 2005

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Someone who actually has intelligence. Antonym: Liberal.
A conservative knows what would help humanity as a whole, while a liberal doesn't know anything except bitching about Republicans, and smoking drugs.
by Someone smarter than a liberal August 19, 2005

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1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.
1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.
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