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3 definitions by FelisCatusLover

 
1.
A sick, sick person that hates human beings and tries to make it very hard for almost every class of people on Earth to survive. Conservatives want to put guns in the hands of every American, they try to force religion on uninterested people, they try to push religion into schools, they oppose universal healthcare, they oppose abortion, they oppose gay rights, they oppose helping the poor in any way (even though there usually rich and republican), they oppose stem cell research, they support the death penalty, they support tons of censorship, and much much more. Every conservative should be SHOT and KILLED.
Conservative: I only make $1,000,000 a year, why should I have to pay an extra $1000 a year to help poor people! It's not right!

Conservative 2: ALL PEOPLE MUST READ THE BIBLE, THEY MUST, THE BIBLE IS THE BOOK OF ALL KNOWLEDGE AND THERE SHOULD NOT BE FREEDOM OF RELIGION.
by FelisCatusLover September 15, 2009
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2.
A product owned only by mentally retarded people with absolutely no knowledge about electronics. These people also often own an Xbox 360.
The police easily found the prison escaper after he pulled his Zune out in public.
by FelisCatusLover May 08, 2009
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3.
An extremely innovative corporation. If it weren't for Apple and Mr. Steve Jobs, computers would be a tool only for rocket scientists, music would only be on CD's and we would still consider the Motorola RAZR cool. One bad thing about Apple is they are extremely ageist. The company includes advanced parental control software on most of it's products including it's Mac OS X Leopard operating system and it's iPod line of music players. This is the only form of discrimination they participate in however, they are not racist, sexist or homophobic.
If it weren't for the parental control software in the new Apple Inc. operating system, I might have actually purchased it instead of pirating it.
by FelisCatusLover May 08, 2009
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