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"isn't it frustrating when liberals go too far and conservatives are just clueless?"
by DisneylanDachau April 09, 2007
The political party that saves the United States from the brain disorder that is liberalism.
the conservative party wants to keep the US the world power. what do the liberals want?

the liberals want to take my money, that i worked hard to get, to give to that drug addict on the street who dropped out of high school in 9th grade at the age of 18.

the liberals want to protect the deer in alaska so we don't drill in ANWR for oil that we need. (they don't want us taking the foriegn oil. so where should we get it?) the tundra is like a 4000 square mile frozen parking lot. i don't think the deer will mind.

the liberals want to take 2 equally qualified high school graduates and put the black one in a college because he's black. wow, we've really come a far way in civil rights.

the liberals want to pull the troops out of the middle east. Newsflash, they attacked us first, like Pearl Harbor. Should we just sit idly by and get attacked again? No, these people will stop at nothing to kill all Americans. Somehow they forget that.

liberals, sit back, leave the adults in charge please.
by fngh June 17, 2006
The political party that saves the United States from the brain disorder that is liberalism.
the conservative party wants to keep the US the world power. what do the liberals want?

the liberals want to take my money, that i worked hard to get, to give to that drug addict on the street who dropped out of high school in 9th grade at the age of 18.

the liberals want to protect the deer in alaska so we don't drill in ANWR for oil that we need. (they don't want us taking the foriegn oil. so where should we get it?) the tundra is like a 4000 square mile frozen parking lot. i don't think the deer will mind.

the liberals want to take 2 equally qualified high school graduates and put the black one in a college because he's black. wow, we've really come a far way in civil rights.

the liberals want to pull the troops out of the middle east. Newsflash, they attacked us first, like Pearl Harbor. Should we just sit idly by and get attacked again? No, these people will stop at nothing to kill all Americans. Somehow they forget that.

liberals, sit back, leave the adults in charge please.

by Fngh June 09, 2006
The people in charge of the government right now who are unfairly labeled as homophobes and Nazis because they choose to act in the best interests of the citizens of this nation who happened to elect them to office under our beautiful and envied democratic system of government. In addition, they're the reason why your ass is alive.
Clinton's administration had security failures for 8 years that were kept hidden until 9/11 occurred. That says alot.
by jewishrepublican August 19, 2005
Old definition: One who wishes to preserve old evils as opposed to a liberal who clamors for new ones.

New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.
How dare you attack the integrity of the president in front of me, I'm a conservative you know.
by Sam is a Dick April 17, 2007
1. someone who believes in small government, except for censoring the internet, banning gay marriage, and making English the national language.

2. someone who thinks giving a single mom $10,000 a year in welfare will be a disincentive to work, but thinks letting a rich kid inherit $500,000,000 will make them a productive member of society.

3. someone who thinks that Jesus would oppose social safety nets and progressive tax plans

4. someone who thinks that young black men no longer face any real disadvantages in modern America, but still refuses to let their daughter marry one.

5. someone who thinks a 13 year old should be forced to carry her pregnancy to term, then tries to cut back on child-support enforcement so they can lower the capital gains tax.
A Reagan-era conservative Republican would say that the Emancipation Proclamation was an unwarranted government intrusion on a market system.
by VoiceOfReason June 06, 2006

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