Conservatard
How the fuck can people be conservatarded! Don’t they know that making the present like the “good old days” is a fools cause.
Conservatard by The first time November 11, 2022
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conservatard
A person who is politically conservative to an extreme degree, often with no sound intellectual basis for his or her beliefs.
Conservatards believe that loud volume, beligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard's eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.
When engaged in political discourse, conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like "misunderestimate" and "nukular" to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.
Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.
Conservatards believe that loud volume, beligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard's eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.
When engaged in political discourse, conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like "misunderestimate" and "nukular" to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.
Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.
With its recent ruling requiring intelligent design to be taught in schools, Kansas has become the nation's conservatard capitol.
conservatard by krt December 2, 2005
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conservanazi
A conservative who is rabid in his/her beliefs in the Republican party and it's leaders, like rush limbaugh.
(Limbaugh coined the word "feminazis" to describe feminist. His dittoheads thought it was so funny.)
Just coined the word to describe the conservative true believer wingnuts.
(Limbaugh coined the word "feminazis" to describe feminist. His dittoheads thought it was so funny.)
Just coined the word to describe the conservative true believer wingnuts.
Believers of limbaugh are conservanazis
limbaugh is the leader of the conservanazi republiklans.
AKA wingnuts.
limbaugh is the leader of the conservanazi republiklans.
AKA wingnuts.
conservanazi by GFY cheney September 24, 2009
conservafuck
A Conservafuck is a conservative asshat. They are full of bigotry, misogyny, sexism, racism, and a whole bunch of other things that mean they hate everyone for the wrong reasons. They are narcissistic and think that ANYONE who calls them out for being disrespectful is a "liberal", like it's a bad thing. They mostly spew their hate on social media because they are too afraid and ashamed in what they believe in (Donald Trump) to approach anyone that disagrees with them, except the LGBTQA+ community. Conservafucks are extremely homophobic and mostly men. They cannot wrap their tiny little pea sized brains around the idea that someone would rather be with their own sex than be with them.
John Asshat: "You stupid fucking libtard! Go fuck your self!"
Sane people: "Ahaha look at that Conservafuck trying to hurt people's feelings! What a low life."
Sane people: "Ahaha look at that Conservafuck trying to hurt people's feelings! What a low life."
conservafuck by Z.E.N May 14, 2016
Conservabal
An individual who says they are neither conservative or liberal to seem open minded, vote for 'who's best for the country,' and have never voted for a liberal in their lives.
Tina: "I'm not liberal or conservative. I vote for the best man for the job!"
Bill: "Who is your favorite president?"
Tina: "Reagen."
Bill: "Who did you vote for in the last few elections"
Tina: "McCain, George W. Bush, George Bush, Reagan..."
Bill: "You're such a Conservabal."
Bill: "Who is your favorite president?"
Tina: "Reagen."
Bill: "Who did you vote for in the last few elections"
Tina: "McCain, George W. Bush, George Bush, Reagan..."
Bill: "You're such a Conservabal."
Conservabal by Thatotherguy October 18, 2012
conservatard
Combination of Conservative and Retarded, not often used because of the childish nature of the word.
This is also the flip side of libtard, which many consevatives believe is a witty insult to liberals.
"Conservatard" is most commonly used when conservatives dismiss facts, research, data, footage, and actual occurrences and instead repeat false accusations or meaningless facts loudly and repetitively so they either don't have to actually debate, don't have to do any research, or don't have to admit or realize they are wrong. Of course if they did any of these things problems could actually be solved, but they don't.
It can be frustrating debating with one of them because the debate doesn't go anywhere. They are not willing to further discussion to resolve issues, they are only concerned to shout their own bias and whatever useless facts or information they can find to support their bias they will use.
Fox news does a great job herding all these sheep.
This is also the flip side of libtard, which many consevatives believe is a witty insult to liberals.
"Conservatard" is most commonly used when conservatives dismiss facts, research, data, footage, and actual occurrences and instead repeat false accusations or meaningless facts loudly and repetitively so they either don't have to actually debate, don't have to do any research, or don't have to admit or realize they are wrong. Of course if they did any of these things problems could actually be solved, but they don't.
It can be frustrating debating with one of them because the debate doesn't go anywhere. They are not willing to further discussion to resolve issues, they are only concerned to shout their own bias and whatever useless facts or information they can find to support their bias they will use.
Fox news does a great job herding all these sheep.
"This conservatard won't look up tax rates from the Bush-era and how it directly drove 90% of the population wealth down and 10% wealth skyrocketing, all he keeps saying is how Obama is a Nazi.
He doesn't know any of the policies that have been passed or what is actually being changed in our government by the party he is defending. It's just so hopeless having a discussion with this person. I think I'll have a cookie and stop talking to him. Cookies are delicious anyway, screw him."
He doesn't know any of the policies that have been passed or what is actually being changed in our government by the party he is defending. It's just so hopeless having a discussion with this person. I think I'll have a cookie and stop talking to him. Cookies are delicious anyway, screw him."
conservatard by poqbum October 28, 2011