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Contracts 

An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal filings; a mountain of reeking shit.
"I'm sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have to study for Contracts."
Contracts by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008
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contrast 

A difference: without one side, there is no other side.
if there was no contrast, there would only be apathy
contrast:
If there was no evil how would we know what good is?
If there was no failure how would we know what success is?
... happy and sad
... up and down
etc
contrast by Faux-Vie March 23, 2008

high contrast 

A symptom of internet disease that raises the contrast in your pictures to hide any skin problems eg. acne

High Contrast is also the name of a really good drum and bass producer and dj.
She drowned out her features with way too high contrast.
high contrast by Wockyockydog October 15, 2007

contrastation 

A contrast being made between two or more things.
Nick made a contrastation between the main characters of A Tale of Two Cities.
contrastation by Ryan Bocklage March 20, 2006

contrast shower

The act of taking a shower with interchanging water temperature; going from very hot to very cold, rapidly. This can be repeated numerous times.

Typically done from hot to cold in attempts to wake up or "refresh" ones self, the action can also be reversed (cold to hot) prior to bed.
"Wanna get dinner?"

"Sure.. gimme ten minutes.. I just got back from the gym, gonna contrast shower real quick."

Contrast Theory 

The Contrast Theory is when an attractive person or semi attractive person stands next to an ugly person or ugly people. Therefore they create a contrast which in response makes them seem more attractive.
When I first saw her with all her friends she was a ten! But now all by herself she seems like more of a 6. Talk about Contrast theory.
Contrast Theory by KBJB Wiley April 23, 2011

contrastical 

The combination of contrast and fantastical, to describe something that clashes in a good way.
Her outfit was totally contrastical but she pulled it off so well that everyone gave her compliments on her unique look.
contrastical by Amalia516 May 28, 2010