connoissucker 

A person with little experience, background or training who suddenly starts to enjoy high-brow, high-margin items of questionable quality. Includes people who buy artwork on cruise ships, $10,000 home theatre systems and Hummers. They also drink wines costing $50+ per bottle without ever drinking the $10+ ones and buy athletic gear engineered for professional athletes for a half-mile stroll. While they profess their love of the "finer things in life," a merchant laughs all the way to the bank.

Dave is such a connoissucker. He bought that painting on a Caribbean cruise for $2500 and acts like it's a Van Gogh.

connoissucker by DrewinMadtown January 30, 2008

connoissucker 

A person with little experience, background or training who suddenly starts to enjoy high-brow, high-margin items of questionable quality. Includes people who buy artwork on cruise ships, $10,000 home theatre systems and Hummers. They also drink wines costing $50+ per bottle without ever drinking the $10+ ones and buy athletic gear engineered for professional athletes for a half-mile stroll. While they profess their love of the "finer things in life," a merchant laughs all the way to the bank.

Dave is such a connoissucker. He bought that painting on a Royal Caribbean cruise for $2500 and acts like it's a Van Gogh.

connoissucker by DrewinMadtown January 11, 2009

connoissumer 

One who is a connoisseur of that which they consume.

That dude is a connoissumer of specialty pipe tobacco. He knows what he enjoys.

connoissumer by Mr. Sk8board March 3, 2008

cooch connoissuer 

One that values a women's vagina tremendously and treat it with the upmost pleasures

I'm going to sample the world's vaginas to be the best cooch connoissuer I can be

cooch connoissuer by Timmy Turner's January 4, 2025