Max Conklin 

The act of shoving two or more Slim Jims up someone’s pp hole.

Ima Max Conklin this pack of slim Jim’s up my dogs dick.

Max Conklin by Dudbdj March 30, 2019

Randy Conklin 

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

Randy Conklin by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

Brett Conkling 

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.

I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK

Brett Conkling by AJDavie December 18, 2009

Conklin 

Of or relating to a bad ass from back east. Also see; pimp

You're so Conklin dude you don't even know how Conklin you are.

Conklin by Dalzdead May 4, 2009

Conklin Vengeance 

Zacky Vengeance fan; filipino
speaks tagalog/Filipino
Makati
Jan Conklin ''Vengeance'' Edig

Guy: Do you see that guy??
Girl: You mean the guy that's wearing the Avenged Sevenfold hat, shirt, shoes, pants, and has a tattoo of Zacky Vengeance on his upper arm??
Guy: Yea...
Girl: Oh. Yea I see him. He looks like a Conklin Vengeance.
Guy: Oh trust me. He iss!

Conklin Vengeance by ConklinVengeanceFan!!\m/ August 21, 2010

conkin 

to fall asleep/go to sleep.

typically, u conk out after much exertions in exercise, hours of mental strain or if you are bunned out after many a spliff.

stoner 1: we played football for time earlier.. after that next zut im conkin out lol
stoner 2: ye same loool

conkin by PLAiSTOW KiD May 24, 2010

Conklin Look Angle 

A view of a satellite from an antenna that is completely impossible to achieve due to a clearly obvious blockage; such as, a building, tree, mountain, etc.

Yo, Dude, can we get signal on that satellite? Not at all, its a solid Conklin Look Angle.

Conklin Look Angle by JMcKay_USMC September 18, 2021