by KrumpDaddy June 16, 2011
1) A place for pot smoking hippies to live in their later years.
2) The birthplace of one of South Parks' creators.
3) Famous for the school's 2 page dedication to parties/drugs in school in the yearbook.
4. A place where if you don't smoke pot...You will be forced to.
2) The birthplace of one of South Parks' creators.
3) Famous for the school's 2 page dedication to parties/drugs in school in the yearbook.
4. A place where if you don't smoke pot...You will be forced to.
by Bri? October 15, 2008
The combination celebrity name the tabloid press will give to Connie Chung and Jennifer Lopez after they've both turned lesbian and become a romantic couple.
TMZ reports a Conifer sighting last week at l'usine de putain, Wolfgang Puck's new restaurant in La Jolla.
by bal-de-vis January 25, 2010
The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.
person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!
the next day...
person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!
the next day...
person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...
by James AC August 30, 2006
Conifer is a town 40 Minutes into the Foothills from Denver were people move to get away from the city. It has beautiful mountain surroudings and scenery and crazy weather. It has a well established school system and a quickly developing commercial area. In the last 3 years it has gotten a new King Soopers and Safeway and a Chili's among other ridiculous stores.
The area is really diverse and full of people who don't want to be around other people, hence why they moved into the mountains. Also Full of mountain men with big beards, fat, and wear logging clothes to the local hot spots such a Chili's "oh baby" and sit at the bar for 5 hours and live in the middle of nowhere in small cabins.
The kids who live in this mountain community have absolutely nothing to do but do drugs and hang out at there local hot spot, the Conifer Safeway, Woohoo...... and also absolutely hate living up in mountains.
Conifer is also 20 minutes away from Bailey Colorado, home of Platte Canyon H.S. were a sick pervert molested and killed one girl.
The area also has a local favorite website, pinecam in which people have nothing better to do but rant and talk about the most stupidest stuff in the world, hence a 800 page response about voles. Hence, implying even more that the people up here have nothing to do.
Conifer also gets some sick 5 foot snowstorms and people GET real excited about it!
The police are very chill until you do something slightly wrong, then they woop ya. A few of them do way to much traffic control.
In short, Conifer, Colorado is a town full of people not wanting to be near other people and find Chili's and grocrey stores hot spots and have nothing better to do than live in the middle of the mountains, drive 40 mintues to get to anything and have absolutely nothing to do but respond 10,000 replies on a website about friggin mice and shoveling the 5 feet of snow that can dump here and they find it beautiful to live here.
The area is really diverse and full of people who don't want to be around other people, hence why they moved into the mountains. Also Full of mountain men with big beards, fat, and wear logging clothes to the local hot spots such a Chili's "oh baby" and sit at the bar for 5 hours and live in the middle of nowhere in small cabins.
The kids who live in this mountain community have absolutely nothing to do but do drugs and hang out at there local hot spot, the Conifer Safeway, Woohoo...... and also absolutely hate living up in mountains.
Conifer is also 20 minutes away from Bailey Colorado, home of Platte Canyon H.S. were a sick pervert molested and killed one girl.
The area also has a local favorite website, pinecam in which people have nothing better to do but rant and talk about the most stupidest stuff in the world, hence a 800 page response about voles. Hence, implying even more that the people up here have nothing to do.
Conifer also gets some sick 5 foot snowstorms and people GET real excited about it!
The police are very chill until you do something slightly wrong, then they woop ya. A few of them do way to much traffic control.
In short, Conifer, Colorado is a town full of people not wanting to be near other people and find Chili's and grocrey stores hot spots and have nothing better to do than live in the middle of the mountains, drive 40 mintues to get to anything and have absolutely nothing to do but respond 10,000 replies on a website about friggin mice and shoveling the 5 feet of snow that can dump here and they find it beautiful to live here.
by ryfly May 2, 2008
was born in the cringe.
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