8 definitions by ryfly

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a crime that requires

1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.

It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.

So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!
175 million speeding tickets are written each year cause going 15 over is apparently A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO!!! Crime even though you obey every other LAW AND PAY every bit of TAX to be fucked by a speeding ticket that raises insurance rates by 10 to 20% and a screws you for 3 to 5 years cause you were speeding 15 over on a 10 mile straight stretch on a INTERSTATE in Kansas......

by ryfly May 03, 2008
In which you buy a iPod, Mac Computer, or Software in which 2 days later, apple announces a BIGGER and Better version, so you buy the better one and then a week later, Hey, heres the ipod with 20 more GB of memory!

Also, Apples way of playing CIA.
Bobby- "hey dude, so i saved up 6 months of pay, gave up my car, my girlfriend, food, shampoo, my big apartment and i finally got the MacPro Dual core!!!! YEAH BABY!!!"

Baylor - uhhh, well they just came out today with a quad core for half the price.....

Bobby- MOTHA FUCKER, STEVE MOTHA JOBS!!!! YOU MOTHA FUCKER!!!

Baylor- you got mac screwed !!! hahahaha At least windows gives me a 1 year heads up HAHAHA!!!
by ryfly May 02, 2008
A site that contains every radio frequency of public safety and just about everything. Very helpful to scanner and radio enthusiast.

Forums are run by Dictator admins and most members are amateur radio geeks who have 10 to 50K of ridiculous radio equipment and spend as much time in a small room talking to other geeks over the airwaves. These admins delete and ridicule all newbies to another motha if they just slightly fuck with the most strictest of forum rules or post in the wrong section such as posting a comment about a scanner and a problem and then 40 members coming down on ya cause you posted in the general fourm, not the PSR-400 forum.. Most horrible site to post on unless you have 10K of radio equipment, but at least these geeks give you the radio frequencies to listen to police or your next door neighbors phone.
radio reference

"hey how does the Radio Shack 2096 do monitoring airplanes?"

"DUDE WRONG FORUM"
ADMINS MOVE IT HURRY!
OMG LIFE IS ENDING, WHY DID YOU POST HERE
Wrong forum!!!!!
YOUR HORRIBLE why did you post this in the general scanning forum and not the radio shack forum!! OMFG
by ryfly May 02, 2008
a 130 mile long lake in the middle of the desert in Utah and is hot as hell. Absolutely the most spectacular canyons and boating. best place to party since the lake is big and the police force is so small.

Has beautiful beaches, amazing scenery, eighty 80 degree water, extremely hot, in the middle of nowhere, full of people who think they can boat but can't.
Hey bud, want to go to lake powell?

For SHO?!!!?? Where the hell is it?

In the middle of the desert!

Uhh, ok....
by ryfly May 02, 2008
Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

by ryfly May 02, 2008
Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.
hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

by ryfly May 02, 2008
Horny, perverted, men who are sort of mormon but use there made up amendment to Mormonism, who marry more than one women in sake of some made up religion who build big prison like compounds and force young 13 to 17 year olds to marry and have sex with them and brainwash there wives to think they are from the 1930's and to have no reality of life what so ever and that 13 year olds having sex with a 40yr old man with 7 wives is not bad in their brainwashed minds......

Simple answer- Horny Religious, Perverted Men who somehow are the masterminds of brainwashing women into thinking everything they say and do is ok and right
Hey Joanne, your marrying your 3rd uncle.

But i'm only 13 and he's already married to 6 women and he's 49

You have no choice dear. It's my choice and you have no rights what so ever in this compound and you are much less than anything on this earth so you have to do everything i say and since i say your a polygamist, you have to do as i say as i wrote the polygamist religion.

But DAD!!!

Too late, ceremony is in 1 hour.
by ryfly May 02, 2008

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