Congratafuckulations - a term brought into life by a stoner, that refers to a major fuckupage and often occurs as an unfortunate but realistic epiphany.
the meaning isnt very clear but mostly you would say congratafuckulations after ie: giving someone a present containing a live grenade, giving someone aids, or after your child clearly heads down the ...wrong route of life... "you know what these people and drugs will do to your life, congratafuckulations son" some one who doenst "count their blessings" can be referred to as "congratafuckafied" and congratafuckufication often occurs in the mcdonalds 22 minute line ups.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.