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congradufuckulations 

1;Insult.
2;An brazingly ignorant and rudely offensive way to address someone.
3; A fun word to use when putting people in their place.
Beth told Jimmy,"Congradufuckulations, you're retarded."
congradufuckulations by EAT-MAN March 6, 2009

congratufuckulations 

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.
Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.

CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS 

Someone who knows how to BLEED better than anyone.

DEAD ONES ARE MORE ALIVE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE and the bodies aren't stacked like COVID CORONA NEW YORK CITY as MISTAKES NUMBER 39.
The forest of LIFE brings many chaps but when someone is anxious to take your picture and say I will call the police and there are certain things buzzing around in the air that is to quite A CHAGRIN to some of his others then you got a a SLAM DUNK CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS to say to them and all of their RIDERS that are in the saddle with them.

TESS TESS TESS is reaching from the grave as CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS as now I KNOW the STALKERS which I know you now they can say you are onto something big.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026