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michael conforto 

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.
Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?

confodoma 

When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw
"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."
confodoma by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012

Billy Conforto 

The homoerotic, bus boy friend of Theo von.
he unfortunately ate a bunch of pills & drove into an embankment

R.I.P Billy Conforto
a buddy of mine, his name was billy conforto. he died from driving into an embankment
Billy Conforto by Josh19 June 19, 2019

conformatron 

One who:
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus

3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarrassment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault
The boss's conformatron is screwing us over

That conformatron is a tool

I feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.

He couldn't help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil's advocate.
conformatron by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012

Conforny 

I want to bang this chick but she’s my best friends wife...I’m so conforny
Conforny by Ninoccccc September 7, 2019

Crispy concords 

Kate's boyfriend
Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather
Crispy concords by Your real name321 December 14, 2020