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half life 3 confirmed

An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.
3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed

Confirmed Sex Haver 

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.
Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver
Confirmed Sex Haver by Slaken April 11, 2019

Confirmed for Brawl 

Term used for when affirming a third person's present at a future event (or even yourself).

Derived from when Sonic the Hedgehog was confirmed for the Nintendo Wii game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl", which some people on forums went crazy about by posting "SONIC CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL".
Party Host: "So, is Dave gonna be able to make it tonight?"
Geeky Guest: "DAVE CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

Dave: "You coming down the pub tonight?"
John: "JOHN CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"
Confirmed for Brawl by Mallowman87 January 12, 2008

sinnoh confirmed 

(n.) A noun phrase that could be only used during 2020 which means that pokemon diamond and pearl remakes are kinda boppin. This is originated as an internet meme 5 years ago and now a reality.
pokemon trainer: why everything in the sword and shield dlc is like sinnoh?
memer: SINNOH CONFIRMED

illuminati confirmed 

The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.

On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.
Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.

Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.

bronze league confirmed 

Bronze league confirmed is an internet meme that originated from the Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty GameFAQs message board. It's basically said when a user makes a complaint about something in the game that only applies to them because they are in a lower league, such as balance issue or a strategy being cheesy.
User 1: It's starcraft people, not rushcraft, where you to play to win in 5 minutes.

User 2: bronze league confirmed, nothing to see here

User 1: Void rays are so OP, they need a nerf. When they rush with them there's no way to stop them

User 2: bronze league confirmed, Void rays are easily countered.