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Confirmist whore 

1. Someone (ussualy a girl) SO obsessed with fitting in, being popular, and owning all the latest items, they became what is known as a confirmist whore. They're main goal in life is to fit in and be up-to-date. Nothing - and I mean NOTHING - is more importent. Similar to a Myspace whore, they're obsessed.

2. Someone who obsessivly tries to be someone their not and eventualy "confirms" to a certain steryotype.
1. Confirmist Whore: 0MG. You're shirt is SOOOO LAST MINUTE. I just got a cell phone update that pattern is out, go change now or you'll be unpopularrrrz! Zomg!

Non-confirmist: Who cares if it's out or in, I love this shirt.

2. Confirmist whore: I just went out and bought a whole bunch of clothes from Hollister, I'm trying to be a Prep... I hope I'll be popular and have cool friends this year...

Non-confirmst: Stop trying to fit in with them, just be yourself!
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corrosion of conformity

Raleigh's finest.
Don't give that "They're from New Orleans" shit.
I saw corrosion of conformity open up for Black Sabbath in 97 in Toronoto with Pantera, best show I ever saw.
corrosion of conformity by Borco October 10, 2016

mainstream conformist

a person completely moulded by society, due to their innability to have a thought of their own
person 1: i thought you hated korn
person 2: they are number one on the chats this week
(a week later)
person 1: i thought you liked korn
person 2: they are so last week, i am so into britney right now
person 1: go pull your head outta your ass

Conformity 

The tendency for all human beings to atttempt to belong to a group of people, by any means necessary, in order to feel secure and wanted. Conformity is displayed particularly well by weak-minded individuals who fear loneliness, and when alone feel too afraid to stand up for themselves. Conformity is allowing anything other than your own true desires to influence your decision making. Conformity is what separates the true individuals, who are oppressed and hated, from everybody else.
Conformity by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003

Confagmist 

When gay people resort to conformity to taking it in their meth mouth
Hey that kid Coy massengale is a confagmist
Confagmist by TheOGcritic December 26, 2019

Conformist 

Anyone who sides with or borrows the customs, rules, or styles of another group to be recognized. This branches out to the most mainstream popular groups, to the lowest underground groups. There is a 92% chance that the person reading this is, or is somewhat, a conformist. The other 8% most likely will continue to be original until some jackass says "Ur friggin awesum!!!1" and makes all his/her friends believe that what the individual is doing is cool to some extent, and in no time flat the fad that was just created becomes so annoying an 'anti' group is formed against it, in which now there are 2 more groups people will once again conform to and the cycle will repeat until an old idea (retro) is brought back. The retro fad halts the cycle for sometime, and when it leaves the cycle starts again

Individual: Hey watch this! (shows friend original idea)

Conformist: OMG!! thats soooo kewl!!! let me show everyone!!!!

Individual: aw shit, here we go again.
Conformist by Phrotastik February 13, 2008

Confirmation Wipe 

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
Confirmation Wipe by Lunicus December 4, 2011