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Condometer

A gauge on a scale of 1 to 10, used to judge how necessary the use of a condom is.
1 in 3 of all men have fed her the business; I would say shes bout a 9! On the condometer!
Condometer by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

condometron 

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"
girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!
condometron by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011

Condorcet Jackass

the jackass of all jackasses. epitome of a jackass
I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.

originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass
Condorcet Jackass by AARDVARKS June 27, 2007
a word made up of condolences and congrats
used when something is sad but also good
person 1: my mom died but noe i get the house
person 2: oh condorats
Condorats by snerpyderperp December 31, 2018

Condorito 

Riverside, Ca 2020. A man named Kenny Solano was nicknamed Condorito which is an alter-ego made present when time comes to stand up for self in face of adversity.... Against arch enemy Lerdo and his gay ass crew.

Condorito was funnier slicker stronger Cooler faster quicker Whittier better looking secure sexier fair generous revolutionary industrious creative socially involved leader musician rapper athletic rich rock star attitude role model caused influence and inspired the victim underdog population of the cancelled culture bullies whom would now down to defeat by just one of Condoritos antics. If I call you a nappy headed Lerdo ain't nothing to it Condorito made me do it
Condorito you make my posse want to explode
Condorito by kondorito August 17, 2020

Condorellata

A typical expression used in Bergamo to express something extremely stupid or idiotic.
A: Did you quit school after just a month?
B: Yes.
A: What a Condorellata
Condorellata by IlFreddy April 1, 2022