hater consolations 

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.

sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

hater consolations by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

correlationship 

(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.

Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.

Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.

correlationship by happysunman September 1, 2009

Condolations 

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.

Condolations by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010

Condelation 

Telling a story

Girl that's some condelation

Condelation by Condelatio December 30, 2018

Condolations 

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

Condolations by Steve Day December 30, 2008

condulation 

it is cock. and PUPPY!

that is condulation.

condulation by thewolfpack July 10, 2009

Condolations 

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!

Condolations by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022