The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.
Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?
by roxemil February 29, 2008
The feeling of soreness and exhaustion that ensue the day after attending a very rowdy concert. Accompanied by the feeling like you've been kicked in the head...and then remembering you actually were.
by Rai22 May 13, 2010
Concert choir is a group of choir members performing to a huge amount of audiences. Usually a "middle" level choir class, but some schools offer it as "advanced" level. Almost always plays with accompanist and includes different moods depending on the piece.
Standing straight is required for those serious songs, but joyful pieces require you to move around a bit or even clap your hands.
Concert choir has the most members than other groups.
Standing straight is required for those serious songs, but joyful pieces require you to move around a bit or even clap your hands.
Concert choir has the most members than other groups.
by filipino4lyfe October 31, 2009
A fart that is so potent, it will bring one to tears, burn nostrils, and cause heaviness in breathing. This particular type of fart only occurs at a local or relatively large venue while a person is enjoying their favorite musical act(s).
"Hey Joe, why do I suddenly smell Taco Bell combined with a hint of Heineken and fried okra?" "Don't worry Billy, that was just a concert fart."
by GeRm85 August 9, 2014
Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.
by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020
Dude 1: why are you so tired
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.
by Wmln May 9, 2022
the time of year when summer is just beginning to end and many artists announce world tours for the fall/winter. concert season takes place after summer because most artists will play at festivals during the summer, so they wait to announce a world tour until concert season.
person one: are you ready for concert season!
person two: hell yes, i’m going to 5 concerts in fall/winter
person two: hell yes, i’m going to 5 concerts in fall/winter
by whypilots August 13, 2018