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consecrated 

consecrated virgin - Dick teaser

Usually found in clubs and public party areas. She will show skin as a sexy well rounded sexually promiscuous and carefree sexual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. The apparent sexual attractiveness without the actual act of sex is thought to be a form of female domination. Daring you to want her but denying any real sex.
That bitch is consecrated! let's move on to someone else, I'm not wasting any more time or drinks on her.
consecrated by RipperJim December 27, 2013

Connemara 

Overblown self-importance combined with "Holier than thou" religious mania and imagined moral superiority. Permanent virgin, dumb cunt, hippie, in need of a shave. See also closet lesbian
what an uptight twat she is. a total Connemara
Connemara by Benj April 3, 2004

consecrate 

The consecration of the top religious leader.
consecrate by Larstait November 14, 2003

confearacy 

noun

a plan to use conspiracy theories to traffic and promote false fears as a means of frightening, enraging, and generally freaking people out for political gain.
The candidate used a confearacy of CRT being taught in school to successfully enrage voters, raise money and ultimately win the election while knowing his claims where false.
confearacy by GBlaiser November 9, 2021

confectradictions 

When one grabs candy thinking its one type but it is in fact another...
I wanted a chocolate cherry but got a caramel... Man what a confectradiction.
confectradictions by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

consecrate 

To lick the smegma out of another man's erect penis.
That paladin consecrates me by the flagpole.
consecrate by Liselah January 11, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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