by Up the bellends March 17, 2017
A not-at-all-affectionate nickname for RyanAir, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.
Bill: So who're you flying with?
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...
by TheDudemeisterKeith July 30, 2010
The guy blows his load in the girl's face and hair after head. Then, he proceeds to flip over and fart in her face, thus acting like a "blowdryer" and creating "wind" to dry her hair which is full of semen.
girl don't worry bout dryin your hair before dinner, we can pull over on the highway and use the conair on the way there.
by MaryBeth and Brooke March 22, 2007
A very sweet and loyal guy. He's usually taller and kinda lanky but very attractive. He's always there for you and get's very many girls. Nice eyes and and will stick with you if you're his girl.
by swellwaterbottlesforlife March 21, 2018
by MAGA1973 December 23, 2020
Absolutely correct spelling for a popular Irish name. Tends to like cukes in certain private places.
Conair was frustrated coming home from work but relieved his tension by using an expertly selected unpickled pickle.
by Blwh June 23, 2021