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completly shit ass driver 

Somebody who is so bad at driving not just a car but any vehicle with wheels (bike). Who should never have gotten there liscence because monkeys can drive better. Most people get the nickname of being a Gracie.
Oh my gosh she just hit a parked car and totaled her car she is a completly shit ass driver she must be a Gracie.
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completly honest lie 

noun; a lie told sounding totally convincing and believable. something big that anyone would think you're telling the truth.
"OMG! I heard you like Bobby. Is it true?" "Pssht like what do you think it was a completly honest lie. duh!"

lego star wars the complete saga 

Better than sex
LEGO Star Wars the complete saga is better than sex

Completionist 

Someone who, when playing a video game, has to collect all of a certain item, or complete something in the game 100%.
Only a completionist would collect all of the flags in Assassin's Creed.
Completionist by Cobbbler May 1, 2010

Complete global saturation 

Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.
Uruboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.

*Deep breath*

imagine complexly 

A term coined by John Green in his novel Paper Towns, and thus embraced by nerdfighters everywhere as a truly magical gesture of the miracle of human consciousness.

Imagining someone complexly is imagining them in the terms you might imagine yourself. Things you think about your person, such as dreams, histories, heartbreaks, epic loves, and deepest secrets, are also things you ponder about people you are imagining complexly.
As Leo watched people at the bus stop on a foggy London morning, he imagined the pixie-ish girl of about his age complexly, and suddenly felt he understood the wanderlust behind her sullen, deep set eyes.

Had he not imagined her complexly, his thought process could have probably been something a bit more like "She's probably tired. Kind of pretty, though..." and he would have moved on to the next commuter.

Always imagine complexly.

Complete monster 

A villain that is the of the worst of the worst and sinks to the lowest of the lows..
Sosuke Aizen from Bleach is a complete monster, he does some truly vile things to Ichigo, his friends and even his own followers.
Complete monster by L2J July 20, 2012