by dj jake da snake August 27, 2008
short for 'commotion', as in "what's the commotion?". Used by hipster snobs to unnecessarily confuse ordinary discourse, often with intent to elicit an air of superiority.
Hey Chun Li, what's the commode?
"what? i don't know what you mean."
what's the commotion?
"Oh, Glen Fry is here, that's his entourage."
"what? i don't know what you mean."
what's the commotion?
"Oh, Glen Fry is here, that's his entourage."
by MattB55 April 2, 2008
by Adam Bostick November 8, 2004
A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.
Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.
by Johnnylingus July 20, 2021
A term used on Indian reservations to denote a person who is extremely overweight. Obesity is quite common on American Indian reservations due largely in part to the consumption of monthly USDA commodities under the Food Distribution Program on Indian Reservations (FDPIR) for low-income American Indian households.
Hey Delbert, look at that fry bread girl….she has a major commodity body! I would love to snag her for the 49!
by Puffy Face Grace July 11, 2008
noun
Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.
Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.
All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.
by Baron Neville September 28, 2016
A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
by YAWA January 4, 2019