Argumentum Ad Comitia

A form of Majoritarian Bias where one invokes majority opinion as proof of correctness, treating popularity as validation. The fallacy lies in assuming that because many people believe something, it must be true—or because most people support something, it must be right. "The majority supports it" becomes an argument-ending move, as if numbers could settle questions of truth or justice. This fallacy ignores that majorities have been wrong throughout history, that truth is not decided by vote, and that justice often requires opposing majority opinion. It's argument by crowd, not by reason.

Example: "When asked about the policy's ethical problems, he simply said 'most people voted for it.' Argumentum Ad Comitia: treating election results as moral justification."

Argumentum Ad Comitia by Dumu The Void March 16, 2026

Posse Comitatus 

In English common law, the power of a county sheriff to enlist able-bodied citizens of the county to help him in the pursuit and arrest of a felon.

"Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both." (Title 18, Section 1385 of the United States Code)

Posse Comitatus by flood control dam #3 March 26, 2007

Comitize 

The act of putting yourself in a coma
(on purpose)
can be for any period of time

i want to comitize myself

Comitize by BasilBread July 3, 2023

pussy comitatus

(phrase: Latin) - bros before hoes.

Seamus: Sorry, can't make poker tonight, my wife wants a clit-rub.
---Randy: Pussy comitatus, dude.
Seamus: ... What?

pussy comitatus by Randiee April 6, 2010

Coitial Folds 

The small folds around the outer edge of the vaginal lips.

Hey gurl, snap us your coitial folds.

Coitial Folds by KingWingMan March 28, 2017

comita non grata 

Someone so disliked that nobody wants to eat them.

She is so off putting she is totally comita non grata!

comita non grata by Deathesquire February 18, 2024

Comptia ITF+ Certification 

Extraneous and morbid expensive course for basic stuff that your grandma can do on the computer, such as turning on your computer, turning off your computer, installing Google Chrome browser, changing your settings, changing the background that you see every time you turn it on, and some not useful non-sense. They most of the times provides explanations that uncovers the unnecessary price of 100 dollars that is not worth your money.

I just passed my Comptia ITF+ Certification Exam, Ms. Aponte!

Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.

Comptia ITF+ Certification by alrlilbro2024 May 6, 2025