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Captain Cokeface 

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.
Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface
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A quick and easy way to say "Communication Interface".
Dude, I really jacked up that multi-gigabit comface when I tried to instantiate Xilinx's aurora core. My wrapper don't know what to dooooz.
comface by forrestoff May 19, 2008
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coneface 

1. A dog, bird, or Bilso with a plastic cone on their face.
2. Someone who is so stupid that its like their brains are squeezed into the upper part of a cone.
1. Hey, look at that coneface!
2. Man, you da real coneface, bro!
coneface by Garrison Cageface December 28, 2005
A person/object/experience of highly comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!
Ahhh, that crippled child was comface!
comface by COMBOY! December 2, 2003

coneface 

Michaela is a coneface
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026