come a cunt

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)
"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"
by stiff peeda February 25, 2009
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Don't come the cunt, cunt!

Informing your mate he is being an arse.
Your mate is trying to give you some shit

Dougie: Alright

Angus: Your Round

Dougie Don't come the cunt, cunt!
by Shudders June 16, 2006
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come at me cunt

To threaten someone
by Dray98411 September 16, 2022
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