combing the cat
combing the cat by obamaishitler October 23, 2011
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combing the carpet
1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.
combing the carpet by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007
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Combines
Combines are like acorns, only larger. they can be tripped over so therefore need harvested. (by a brand new combine harvester) they can be a variety of colours, mainly brown or gold though. Combines can be eaten by many animals but usually ones of a small nature. (squirrels and rabbits etc) Combines originate from Trees and acorns. they are a mixture of both
Guy 1 - "Woah! What are those things that resemble acorns but also look slightly like a tree?!"
Guy 2 - "Dude, those are combines? Do you not see that Combine Harvester going through the fields collecting them?"
Guy 1 - "oh, man your right. Combines rock!"
Guy 2 - "Dude, those are combines? Do you not see that Combine Harvester going through the fields collecting them?"
Guy 1 - "oh, man your right. Combines rock!"
Combines by ilikewordss November 21, 2010
Combing the Collie
Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years
Combing the Collie by Crystal_M August 15, 2010
Combinism
"Combinism?"
"Yeah. I think workers' self-management (socialism), along with more municipal rather than state government (communalism), could perfectly work in a capitalist society."
"Okay, but 'combinism' makes it sound like you worship the bad guys from Half-Life 2."
"What? No way, I'm a Newellite all the way. Worship the Creator not the creation, or however that bi-be-bal thing goes."
"Yeah. I think workers' self-management (socialism), along with more municipal rather than state government (communalism), could perfectly work in a capitalist society."
"Okay, but 'combinism' makes it sound like you worship the bad guys from Half-Life 2."
"What? No way, I'm a Newellite all the way. Worship the Creator not the creation, or however that bi-be-bal thing goes."
Combinism by The Syndicalist September 4, 2016
back combing bitch
Fake hoe, generally one that has a fake tan, fake lashes, and overly back combed hair. They are considered to be more dusty and more extreme than a fake hoe. Back combing bitches are materialistic and think very highly of themselves when in reality they are at the bottom.
Guy 1: Yo, you know thag girl over there?
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki
Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki
Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!
back combing bitch by CJ2019 February 10, 2017