Colton R.

The most stupidest person at CIS. He belives he is some "star person". Quite retarted and belivs that he sould grow a unibrow because of something in the future. He belives that when you call him a pansy, that it is a compliment. Everyone including me hates him.

My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?

Dude, that faggot Colton was eating out of the garbage!

Colton R. by I.K. April 12, 2005

Colton Roberts

Better than all his friends at everything, beautiful, smart and funny. He is a true friend and will always make you feel better, even though he might be better than you.

Blair: I wish I was more like Colton Roberts.

Colton Roberts by NOTcoltcaliber January 16, 2013

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Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)

Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!

Colton’s rectal rodeo by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021