Whole nother Coloda 

This is the best liquor in the world and it don’t taste nasty. Like all others and don’t need to be mix with juice or anything. And it’s not on sale anywhere and only the son of ABSOLLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR makes this and he don’t make it no more and only few people got to try it. And he has no reason to ever make it again.

This drink whole nother coloda taste better than anything you ever had and make you feel better than anything else and really gets you intoxicated high fast too and you can chug it really easily too.

Whole nother Coloda by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 2, 2022

Canon City, Colorado 

A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.

Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.

Canon City, Colorado by oceancats January 25, 2017

Colorado kiss 

The man positions himself on the back of his shoulders with his knees over his head. The woman sucks him until he starts to ejaculate. Then she quickly pulls off, allowing him to spray his own seed all over his face. They then finish with a sloppy kiss.

"So he took me back to his place, and he asked for a Colorado kiss. I'm still washing that crap out of my eyebrows!"

Colorado kiss by Kindor the amusing November 14, 2017

colorado cropduster 

Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.

Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!

colorado cropduster by Stagmen November 3, 2017

coloratura 

1. An intensely beautiful style of singing. It is characterized by flowery, extravagant passages and lots of trills and runs.

2. A coloratura soprano, meaning a soprano who sings the coloratura style.

3. A role in an opera or musical which employs coloratura techniques.

Contrary to popular belief, any properly trained vocalist can sing coloratura--it is not limited to sopranos.

1. "Every Valley Shall Be Exalted" is a coloratura aria.

2. Beverly Sills is a coloratura soprano.

3. The Queen of the Night is a coloratura role.

coloratura by Pitti-Sing June 23, 2006

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

Radio Free Colorado 

Radio Free Colorado is a great online Classic Rock radio station. They play Pink Floyd, The Who, The Rolling Stones, U2, R.E.M., Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and all the great Classic Rock songs from the 1960's, 1970's and 1980's.

RFC plays many Live in Concert, Rare and Hard-to-Find song tracks.

Radio Free Colorado is privately run and doesn't play any commercials.

Radio Free Colorado streams Classic Rock in 192 kbps MP3 5.1 Channel Surround Sound Format. Simply Awesome.

Radio Free Colorado by Radio Surfer October 20, 2009