Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
A slight cough, feeling of general malaise or discontent developed when visiting a blue collar city or area. Akin to black lung but with fewer enduring after effects, usually remedied by leaving said city or area.
OMG, I went to a monster truck rally this weekend and developed a serious case of blue collar lung.
Or:
I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!
Or:
I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!
by Ursala Inspired October 2, 2011
'It's an LA collar.'
by travisbickle86 April 13, 2021
when one recieves a wicked blow job to where he unleashes numerous days of backed up seamen allover the collar bone and throat area of the throat toaster that gave him the goods . painting his wood pudding from one side to another in collar form
rhonda smoked me off like i was a fuckin rock star last night .. i came so much that i gave her anice fucking chowder collar
by voodoo4426 November 2, 2011
Dude 1: Alexandra got a gag collar and made me put it on her, she gaged so much it became her favorite toy!
Dude2: woah- that's kinda sus I'd just use a dildo!
Dude2: woah- that's kinda sus I'd just use a dildo!
by Conan likes dick June 9, 2021
Gag collar is used to make someone gag. Usually when having sex and you wanna make the person gag. Gaging is normal we do it when we throw up or don't like something.
by Conan likes dick June 9, 2021
a term coined to describe unkempt lady-parts as a result of work-life circumstances. “unkempt” being untrimmed or without additional pampering.
a woman can still be healthy, clean and hygienic while having a case of b.c.c. as it is implied that she only has b.c.c due to not having enough time for extra self care due to work, school, other circumstance etc.
(originally heard in a tiktok video by @sexytrauma)
a woman can still be healthy, clean and hygienic while having a case of b.c.c. as it is implied that she only has b.c.c due to not having enough time for extra self care due to work, school, other circumstance etc.
(originally heard in a tiktok video by @sexytrauma)
“Hey you excited for your date tonight?”
“Girl I’m having a bad case of blue collar coochie... I just worked double overtime, I guess I won’t be going home with anyone...”
“Girl I’m having a bad case of blue collar coochie... I just worked double overtime, I guess I won’t be going home with anyone...”
by st_adoreu December 1, 2020