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A slum in rural South West of Englang. This sink-hole is a hot-bed of inbreeding and gang violence (Crips vs Bloods and Chavs vs The Rest). Compton look out, this place is ten times worse. Only the stupidest organisms live in this environment.
I'm going to Cotford tonight to pick me up a cheap girl.

OR

I lost my trousers in a fight over a toffee crisp in Cotford last night.
Cotford by Dave MacCormick May 14, 2005

Coleford 

Bunch of crack heads in the top of the village but down the bottom it’s just a place full of six toes fuckers
Err coleford yeah buncha insest
Coleford by VILLAGE NEWS March 22, 2019

comfordable 

When something is comfortable and affordable at the same time.
The shoes I bought today were very comfordable!
comfordable by Tyley May 2, 2010

culford school

Shitty school.
Full of foreigners.
Snakiest place on earth.
The girls are just typical white girls.
Anyone that has a personality gets expelled.
culford school is shit and full of snakes.
culford school by billy fresh June 6, 2018
Short for Connie.
A person who is in a "conford" mood... meaning, pissy.
Jeeze Connie is being really conford today.
conford by jerry chode May 20, 2010

Comfordable 

Something that is both comfortable and not overly expensive.
This chair feels great and only cost me like $20. It's very Comfordable.
Comfordable by Fowlern October 25, 2009