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From the words colon and crumbs, the last bit of fecal matter left in the toilet that doesn't flush the first time.
I went to go pee and was grossed out because someone left some colcrumbs in the john.
colcrumbs by salonsams January 16, 2008

COLOUMB'S BITCH 

His Mom
I fucked COLOUMB'S BITCH

coloumbine 

What angsty teens pull when they're rejected by even the NAZI club.
Man fuck you I'll pull a coloumbine
coloumbine by fuckerssss June 2, 2007

Colorumelectrodendritisisaturumorphophobia 

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the fear of broken LCD screens (derivative from Latin; defectus colorum - "lack of color") from when the panel of an electromagnetic device becomes damaged, the liquid crystals then

this etymology derived from a particular dilemma called the "Saffman-Taylor instability" which shows the same uniforms seen in a cracked or broken screen display on an electronic-screen devices
1: "Look at how broken my phone is. Haha!"
2: "Ew, ew, ew! Get that away from me?"
1: "What?"
2: "I have Colorumelectrodendritisisaturumorphophobia. It's complicated..."