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thugging out an audition without having practiced the music and having a cold and a sore throat, but still landing top chairs.
"How did Jeremiah get past pre-area? Didn't he have a really bad throat?"

"He was coleing the entire time, even he didn't think he'd get in."
Coleing by NamasteHK March 20, 2024

Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.
Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
To neglect your friends and live in a state of denial.
Colming : Merrick
Colming by datderepizzaguy August 11, 2008
The art of grabbing a McDonalds ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the McDonalds Worker. can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint
Did you see that maccas workers face when we were coneing them the other day!
coneing by motownbroooooo June 14, 2011

Coling Morgana 

A fan name used for actor Colin Morgan by Kayla and Elise.
A typo to some but it is infact Colin Morgan's real name.
OH MY GOD COLING MORGANA WE LOVE WHEN YOU WEAR BLUE